Yeah. This is my first post and so deal with that fresh, neeeewb blog feeling.
One thing that I love more than anything is telling a story. Nothing beats a live story telling, but this will suffice.
A few things you should know before I unleash my memories:
1.) I make up words all the time, and I don't care if my grammar is correct so don't be a prat about it.
2.) I think lots of people are morons.
3.) I am extremely wordy and long winded. Not in an "I use smart, overly intellgent words" kind of wordy, just in an "I use more words than necessary to explain myself" kind of wordy.
3.) I am extremely wordy and long winded. Not in an "I use smart, overly intellgent words" kind of wordy, just in an "I use more words than necessary to explain myself" kind of wordy.
4.) There will be overuse of the word "moron" but that's simply because it's my favorite.
5.) I will mention names. But not in a slanderous way.
6.) I will slanderously mention weirdos I have encountered but I have fake names for them.
7.) I have an out of control imagination so minor exaggerations are frequent.
I think that's all.
5.) I will mention names. But not in a slanderous way.
6.) I will slanderously mention weirdos I have encountered but I have fake names for them.
7.) I have an out of control imagination so minor exaggerations are frequent.
I think that's all.
HEREWEGO.
Woo Woo! As a blogging expert, I give this blog my stamp of approval.
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